In order to defeat the demons, Dirk has to survive his friends!
Recent immigrant Dirk Dirkson discovers America has been overrun by demons from the planet Mars. Most Americans react with apathy, resigned to their fate, but Dirk vows to fight back.
Dirk's new friends "help" by exploiting his enthusiasm for the American dream. In a frenzied, comical tale of disaster capitalism run amuck, Dirk sets forth to become America's greatest and only demon warrior.